Welcome to what was my resume.

Unfortunately, I’ve had to remove the complete version as a result of people who have decided to ‘borrow’ elements of my resume – including lifting entire sections of text from it verbatim for use in their own resumes.  If you didn’t know, studies have shown as high as 93% of all job seekers lie during the hiring process, although in today’s job market there are arguments to be made when faced with ‘ghost jobs’ and the increasingly ‘flexible ethics’ maintained by hiring companies, too.  However, that doesn’t excuse the outright stealing of others’ accomplishments, as apparently it seems that some people aren’t even creative enough to write the lies themselves.  As a hiring manager I have unfortunately encountered a number of these instances firsthand, and I have heard many stories from others that range from the brazen to the outright hilarious.  Anyways, this is the result.